May 2012
I am going up to our cottage this weekend
thecriminologist-anexpert:
and no one but family is going to be there. The only other people who might show up is my pastor, wife, and their three kids.
So why do I feel like I need to actually pack cute shit and shave every inch of my body? I mean it can’t be because my pastors older son got hot could it because that would be naughty…
To be honest I do find that a bit gross and I do think I...
Reblog if you want "have you evers" in your ask...
Best pick up line:
Boy: I have concert tickets.
squiiiije:
In Flo-Rida’s song “Low” he states that Shawty is wearing the apple bottom jeans, the boots with the fur AND the Reeboks with the straps, what is she some kind of four legged morph woman? In all honesty I’m not surprised the whole club is looking at her
“Don’t get a tattoo or you’re condemned to hell.”
– Things Jesus Never Said (via thingsjesussneversaid)
Anonymous asked: What's the most sexually sensitive part of your body that's not in the crotch region?
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ask me creepy/sexual/weird questions you fuckers,...
thecriminologist-anexpert:
falloutboobs:
do you ever like
know someone or know of someone
who is just
there is really nothing that you can see that is too cool about them like they’re not special or anything
in fact they’re even kinda mean
and everyone just
worships them
huron?
definitelydope:
It’s 11pm. I’m tired. My cat is the cutest. Goodnight.
internetsafety101:
you know when the kept saying “this next harry potter film is much darker” they didn’t mean in subject matter they meant the literal picture gets darker
Next time, try to leave a dent: aechorpetal:... →
aechorpetal:
supersonicspeedstar:
aechorpetal:
veganism is dumb seriously
i understand not wanting animals to be treated unfairly but you aren’t going about it the right way.
i’m pretty sure that when i went to a milking farm when i was younger they said that cows actually…
They do keep the get the cows pregnant and take away the babies but not just so we can get all the milk....
gapingfurnace:
napoleon bonaparte
more like napoleon BORN2PARTY
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