bayoread:

thistimewhereareyouhouston:

overnight-shipping:

camerapits:

noobtheloser:

quotes-n-hoes:

This is an ancient Roman amulet for luck. Yes those are flying penises.

Also of note, the Roman god of marriage, Mutunus Tutunus, whose name is derived from two Latin slang words for penis. His name is essentially Dick Wiener. If you have ever wondered just how much like us the Romans were, read the etymology section. 

Oh look.
It’s a flying fuck.
It used to be given, and now look, it’s no more.

LITERALLY. A FLYING FUCK.

This is culturally and historically important, so I can reblog this without feeling childish. (Look, flying dicks!!)

A flying dick a day keeps evil at bay.

bayoread:

thistimewhereareyouhouston:

overnight-shipping:

camerapits:

noobtheloser:

quotes-n-hoes:

This is an ancient Roman amulet for luck. Yes those are flying penises.

Also of note, the Roman god of marriage, Mutunus Tutunus, whose name is derived from two Latin slang words for penis. His name is essentially Dick Wiener. If you have ever wondered just how much like us the Romans were, read the etymology section

Oh look.

It’s a flying fuck.

It used to be given, and now look, it’s no more.

LITERALLY. A FLYING FUCK.

This is culturally and historically important, so I can reblog this without feeling childish. (Look, flying dicks!!)

A flying dick a day keeps evil at bay.

chickensandwich:

i don’t ONLY care about myself. i care about like 5 other people. and animals.

deplaisant:

dangerhamster:

the fact that people are like “Coca Cola supports racial equality, I’m not going to be drinking Coca Cola anymore” and “Google supports gay rights I’m not going to use them anymore” like what next “the Earth provides Oxygen to ethnic minorities I’m going to stop breathing in protest”

Hopefully

uglysoulsbeautifulbodies:

DO NOT DISMISS A SOMETHING A CHILD IS PROUD OF. LOOK AT IT. POINT SOMETHING OUT AND TELL THEM YOU LOVE IT. IF A CHILD DRAWS YOU A RAINBOW, TELL THEM YOU LOVE HOW IT HAS RED. THEY WILL THINK “WOW. IT DOES HAVE RED. THEY LOVE HOW I PUT RED IN IT. I PUT RED IN IT. AND THEY NOTICED.” MAKE SURE YOUR CHILD KNOWS YOU ARE PROUD OF THEM.

northstarfan:

…and half the time they will springboard off the first vertical surface they come near, trot back to you, and insist you do it again.

(Source: jocelynejunker)

beigeleah08:

toastdurr:

fairyspork:

floptart:

ass2007:

im so glad my boyfriends penis is 2 bread lengths long (:

image

Who the fuck measures dick size in bread

Laughing TOO hard

Anonymous asked
you are a pretentious prick who is also a transphobic piece of trash, go to hell

fishingboatproceeds:

There is so much of this stuff in my ask box, and most of it not even anonymous, but I don’t want to call out any particular user because I know they’ll then get a lot of hateful asks and the cycle will just continue.

First off, there’s a comma splice in your ask. I just have to let you know that, on account of how I’m a pretentious prick.

I hope that I’m not transphobic. I’ve been public and vocal in my support for the rights of trans people for years, and I’ve tried over the years to amplify trans voices, from T Cooper to Stephen Ira Beatty, rather than pretending to be able to speak for them. 

Look, I am a person, and I am not a particularly good one. I am screwed up and make a lot of mistakes. But I am not a piece of trash. I would imagine that you are also screwed up and make a lot of mistakes, but you aren’t a piece of trash either.

But it is still hurtful—very hurtful—to hear people call me a piece of trash. It just makes me sad to hear, the way I think it would make most people sad to hear. The certainty and lack of nuance in that characterization reflects a broader lack of nuance in online discourse these days that just bums me out. 

beigeleah08:

ramblingsofkallie:

mrrepzion:

nicevagina:

noquitter:

this won’t get 1% of the women’s version of this post. 

the world we live in, and people in general don’t care about men. we are pretty much robots who aren’t allowed to show emotion. we’re taught from a young age that boys don’t cry. 

fact is women are sexualised, men are idealised. because men can’t be raped because they’re big and strong right? right? yea, pretty much the idiots view of living. 

A reality check for tumblr.

thank you

I WILL ALWAYS REBLOG

Why do you have to shame women with this post? Why does it have to be men versus women? You do not have to put someone else down to get sympathy. Yes, we know men can get raped. We know that arousal does not equal consent. We live with this knowledge EVERY DAY. But if in order to get your cause heard you have to demean women, you are the ones in need of a reality check. Women against rape aren’t against men, we’re against a culture that promotes sexual aggression as an okay thing. Don’t blame women for men getting raped. I’m sorry if you feel personally victimized by female rape victims but seriously get over yourselves. Blaming and demeaning women is not going to solve this problem just like blaming and demeaning men won’t solve the problem of women being raped.

Here’s a novel idea: instead of genderizing rape, let’s all be advocates against it! That is, if all of you can quit whining about how all women are so terrible and vicious for long enough to accomplish this goal.

At the same time, I feel like for some men who do get raped its because of the stereotype that all men want is sex. So when a women wants to and the guy doesn’t she’s confused because what guy wouldn’t want to have sex every minute of the day? But some are just aggressive too. Let’s just say everyone is to fucking blame and we need to ideally start with a clean slate. But that’s not going to happen so I think the best thing would to be to realize that everyone is at fault for stereotyping. And when you realize that you’ll notice when you start doing that more.

(Source: liquidmeth)